SO....WHAT IS SKYJUICE ANYWAY?
An excellent question, my dear friend. SkyJuice is an all-natural cocktail that is a wonderful combination of organic coconut water, vodka, tropical botanicals, and natural sweeteners. Imagine you went on vacation and kept your buzz through the work week. Whoomp, there it is.
THERE IS NO F****** WAY IT IS ONLY 53 CALORIES
Lab tested and proven sweetheart: 53 calories a can. It's like having your cake and eating it to, only by "cake" we mean your beach bod and by "eating it" we mean drinking SkyJuice.
IT"S GLUTEN FREE TOO?!
Yes. This is literally the most perfect drink in existence...at least that's what our moms tell us.
SO I SEE IT COMES IN A CAN...IS IT READY TO DRINK?
SkyJuice is drank (drunk...drinken?) all on its own (best served chilled, like your ex's heart). Other benverage pioneers have poured it over ice and mixed it with real limes, club soda, and pineapple juice.
WAIT...WHY IS THE CAN KIND OF SQUISHY?
Who are you, Judge Judy? Who cares if the can is a little squishy! It's not carbonated...and you'll probably finish it quickly anyway. We're new here and like most "squishy" things...it's only temporary.
IF IT ISN'T CARBONATED....DO I SHAKE IT?
Now you're figuring it out! The answer is YES. Organic products tend to separate over time, so shake that bad boy like a polaroid picture!
SO WHY IS IT CALLED "SKYJUICE"?
Cause coconuts come from da sky, mon!
IS IT DAIRY FREE?
So glad you asked. The answer is a resounding YES. We welcome people of all varieties of lactose tolerance.
WELL IF IT IS SO TASTY AND DELICIOUS, IT MUST HAVE A SMALL ALCOHOL PERCENTAGE, RIGHT?
Well...if you count 13% as "small," then yeah...the content is tiny. But don't worry babycakes, it goes down like silk.
IS THIS A SEASONAL DRINK? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE SOME FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES TO IMPRESS.
SkyJuice is a drink for every occasion and season known to human kind. Got a wedding coming up? Celebrate with SkyJuice. Birthday? SkyJuice. Promotion? The can with the plan. Sunday Scaries? SkyJuice will comfort you. Religious event? Accompany it with SkyJuice. Unless that's not cool...then don't do that.
ALRIGHT I'M ALL ABOUT THIS. WHERE CAN I BUY IT?
Currently SkyJuice can be found in the Bay Area (check out our 'FIND A CAN' page!) and we are on track to spread across the country by Summer 2018. I know, the wait is killing us too...but like every Prom Date once said, "I swear it's worth the wait."
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
We figured you'd ask that. Open up a can of SkyJuice and find out!